an evil villain who’s a hopeless clown
I wonder how this horror movie ends
this clown’s so old he prob’ly wears depends
that explains his struggle not to frown
is this the plot the studio intends
no way that clown and beauty queen are friends
not as hot as she looks in that gown
I wonder how this horror movie ends
bet he’s gonna kill her with those book ends
perhaps he’ll beat her with her pageant crown
so what’s the plot the studio intends
no wait, this is a RomCom – that offends
all this lovey dovin’ brings me down
this cannot be the way this movie ends
I came here for horror – gore that frightens
man this is such a disappointing letdown
this can’t be the plot the studio intends
this cannot be the way this movie ends
rob kistner © 2019