In A Rut

“Troubled chatter among the reindeer.”

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”Autumn Breath” by: Jason Limberg

 

In A Rut

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The past few Christmas seasons there’s been evidence of some unhappy reindeer. Jolly old St. Nick’s been hittin’ the rich creamy egg nog hard. This was overheard at reindeer preseason camp.

dude’s gettin’ fatter
tired’a draggin’ his lard ass
fool should get a truck
we could then spend Christmas Eve
ruttin’ with some smokin’ cows

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rob kistner © 2019

 

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