Tanka Tragedy



UH OH!

 
I am a lion
I want to maul you to death

not me — I’m a lamb

but I’m just a reflection

so I’m sorry — you are …screwed!


rob kistner © 2021

 

Can you please sing, while you — RUN?!

 

Poetry at: Sunday Muse

Poetry at: Poets & Storytellers

Day 4 poetry at: NaPoWriMo 2021

These People

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These People

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these people

that begrudge me my juicy burgers
or my rare filet mignon

that look down their nose
at my slathered baby backs

or sneer with disdain
as I tear into a buttery veal chop

these people

their cutting condemnation
because I’m devouring
a cut of impeccably seasoned loin
like it’s some violation of nature

think about it

if this were’t the natural way
there wouldn’t be A1 sauce

and you’re going to tell me
Mr. Weber had zucchini on his mind
when he created the kettle grill

listen

if the 4-legged critters
had the gumption to organize
and effectively resist
their inevitable transformation
into steaks and chops

or even act mildly indignant
regarding their situation

I might think differently

but they simply
go with the flow

quite content
to fatten up
on the free grub

and loll about all day
in the free accommodations

and as I savor
their perfectly turned succulence
I’m damned grateful for their indifference

these people

let them eat soup

warhol-at-the-grocery-store

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rob kistner © 2012

  • Incidentally, my lovely wife is a vegetarian, and loves soup…

  • No First Ink

    Offered in response to prompt #136 at One Single Impression,
    and in response to prompt #73 on Carry On Tuesday,
    also in response to prompt #189 at Three Word Wednesday.




    No First Ink

    •

    I lean upon my folded fist
    cool against my temple
    elbow solid on my cluttered desk

    eyes droop and flicker
    aflame with spoiled sleep

    face slacked
    head now dropped
    held in my hands
    heavy with confusion

    skull upon the finger bones
    in weighted indecision
    procrastination presses down

    where art thou muse
    I seek weightless inspiration
    to be lifted up by you

    instead
    the hum of cooling bytes
    drones relentless in my ears
    impossible to ignore
    no matter how I try

    thoughts like digits on a dollar slot
    spin unsettled in my mind
    they neither click nor lock in place
    they tumble in a jumble
    to roll and blur just out of focus
    lost in mental fog

    sunken in my writer’s chair
    I remain immobile
    paralyzed by perplexity
    imprisoned by the chaos
    awhirl in my mind

    the freedom of decision
    impossible to manage

    I fear nothing will be writ
    no first ink will be shed this day

    • • •

    rob kistner © 2010


    Breakfast Lovers Fanatsy

    …I wrote this in response to the July 5th prompt at Big Tent Poetry


     

    Breakfast Lovers Fantasy

    •

    whether panning for poached
    fishing for fried
    or sifting for softly scrambled

    maybe bobbing for boiled
    or sunny side up
    angling for over easy

    perhaps baiting a hook
    for benedict
    or dangling a lure for deviled

    be they baked in cakes
    or dropped in soup
    it’s a whites & yolks wet dream

    it’s a breakfast lovers fantasy
    going to the eggs stream

    • • •

    rob kistner © 2010

    • manipulated photo entitled: “PanFish” — created by: rob kistner

    That Hollywood Sparkle

    …I wrote this in response to the June 14th prompt at Big Tent Poetry


     

    That Hollywood Sparkle

    •

    it’s not so much we resent the hungry
    no more than do we despise the poor
    rather we avoid and dismiss them
    with the dull cough of apathy
    we find them disturbing and dangerous
    they disquiet our comfort

    we do not flow with the milk of kindness
    our part is more the dark brandy of denial
    we do however praise our stars
    for their sensitivity toward the downtrodden
    it makes the less fortunate more glamorous
    and we like the hollywood sparkle it imparts to tragedy

    • • •

    rob kistner © 2010


    Why I Write

    In response to prompt #87 at Poetic Asides




    Why I Write

    •

    I write as proof that I exist
    so as not to lose my mind

    to prevent my sorrow
    from choking the life
    from my soul

    to know what I really think
    to ride the currents of my joy
    and laughter

    to track my growth
    share what I have experienced
    shed light on my ignorance
    to leave my trace

    expose my vulnerability
    in hopes others won’t rebuke
    banish
    or hurt me
    but rather see me worthy of mercy
    of love
    to see me not so unlike themselves
    and have pity

    because there is an urge
    to break the mental silence
    to make a din
    create a literate clatter
    to be certain I am not ignored
    forgotten
    or misunderstood

    because I am sad
    I am crazy
    I am odd
    I am insecure
    I am lonely
    frightened
    cursed
    clever

    because I am thrilled
    full of life
    nearing death
    desperate to know
    confident in my knowledge

    because I am entangled
    and strangled
    by the why of it all

    because I can
    and so that I might

    for all of this
    I write

    and to survive
    I have no choice

    • • •

    rob kistner © 2010


    NaPoWriMo #27

    This is my twenty-seventh post for National Poetry Month 2010
    • one acrostic
    • one tanka


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    • inspired by Carolee Sherwood ‘s day 27 prompt at read write poem to write an acrostic

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    Evolution

    •

    Even in chaos nature finds balance.

    Violent floods beget fertile fields.

    One thing ends, another begins.

    Life is a cycle of birth and death.

    Untamed wildfire creates forest ash.

    The ashen remains nurture growth again.

    In the caterpillar lives the butterfly.

    One thing ends, another begins.

    Now and forever, the mandella spins.

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    Stone Fox First

    •

    garage sound check great

    groupies at the ludlow door

    allmans soon to start

    damned duane is still m-i-a

    we stone fox boys are ready

    • • •


    • acrostic and tanka by: rob kistner © 2010

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    …check out who’s gettin’ acrostic at readwritepoem

    NaPoWriMo #25

    This is my twenty-fifth post for National Poetry Month 2010
    • one free verse poem
    • one tanka


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    • inspired by Joseph Harker’s day 25 prompt at read write poem

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    Hotaslava

    •

    I will not forget you

    memory still burns
    tearful recollection of the first time
    my eyes beheld your luscious curves

    skin smooth as satin
    golden as you lay before me
    seductive in the summer sun

    you fired my imagination
    ignited my soul

    I wanted you so badly
    my lips trembled
    you promised such sweetness

    but I’d been warned by others
    who had dared indulge your fiery charms
    that it would end in tears

    I did not heed their counsel

    seduced
    I fell upon you hungrily
    taking you in passion’s flames
    hot as lava
    scorching as an august sun

    swept away
    I consumed your charms
    an inferno of desire

    tasting your forbidden fruit
    in a wanton blaze I took my fill

    but just as quick it ended

    I should have listened
    they knew you all too well

    you burned me badly
    and left me crying

    but I never will forget you…

    …habanero

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    Coldasice

    •

    drips pizzicato

    crescendo of icicles

    north wind’s cadenza

    wintertime’s crisp symphony

    played on nature’s outdoor stage

    • • •


    • poem and tanka by: rob kistner © 2010

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    …check out the other spontaneity at readwritepoem

    NaPoWriMo #24 – In Vain / Daddy’s Girl

    This is my twenty-fourth post for National Poetry Month 2010
    • one free verse poem
    • one tanka


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    • This poem that follows is inspired by Marie Gauthier’s NaPoWriMo day 23 prompt at readwritepoem to find and use a colloquial phrase — and by the current frustration I am feeling trying to deliver on my promise of at least 1 poem a day for 30 days. This day I am blank – my muse is being quite difficult. So for inspiration I looked to a poem I’d written 3 years back about just such a situation of writer’s block. I wrote this new poem from those 3-year-old bones, sparked additionally by Robert Lee Brewer’s NaPoWriMo day 23 prompt at Poetic Asides: exhaustion.

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    In Vain

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    the virginal glare
    of the backlit void
    taunts me

    the tiny pulsing cursor
    throbs like a migraine
    in the blank white field

    untouched
    ignored
    impatient

    no burden of remorse
    no weight of mystery
    does it bear

    no sting of anger
    no wink of mirth
    to reflect

    nothing sensual
    or sensitive
    to share

    no coin of phrase to save

    just empty screen
    tormenting nothingness
    30 in 30
    pressing down

    dissonance spills through my open window

    the scatter of rain
    stir of wind
    rustle of wet leaves

    muffled keens
    bursts of barks
    distant yelps

    the edgy din
    of dripping
    prowling
    april night
    intrudes in damp insistence
    to fill my head
    and leave not one small space
    for wit
    or insight

    all in vain

    there is no spark

    in this soggy midnight
    left high and dry
    no muse in sight
    only exhaustion

    nothing clever
    or profound
    in the air this night

    chilled
    slack

    uninspired

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    Daddy’s Girl

    •

    shy knock at front door

    lovely daughter descends stairs

    who is this brash boy

    shake his hand or run him off

    daddy’s decision is tough

    • • •


    • poem and tanka by: rob kistner © 2010


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    …see what other coin of phrase you might find at readwritepoem

    NaPoWriMo #20 – Heroes

    This is my twentieth post for National Poetry Month 2010
    • two free verse poem
    • one tanka


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    • inspired by Jessica GC’s prompt at read write poem

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    Reality At 30,000

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    (a hero returns)

    distant
    slurred
    reverberant

    like a voice in a canyon
    I hear her calling in my mind
    my name
    rolling sweet as nectar
    from lips soft as orchid petals
    full as a bursting peach
    glistening deep coral
    as they wrapped softly
    ‘round each pouted syllable
    when she bid me tender farewell
    so long ago

    our fingertips had strained to grasp
    until the final sensation of warmth
    of touch
    had faded
    and they had drifted apart

    I had struggled to tear my eyes
    from her tears
    that glistened on her lashes
    and around her swollen crystal blue eyes
    to slip softly over the crests
    of her velvet cheeks
    then down the contour of her face
    flushed as sunset
    to lightly salt her quivering lips

    and as I passed
    numb and dazed
    through the tunnel of the loading gate
    toward the jet
    that took me to hell
    I had at that moment
    locked the image
    of that sorrowed face of love
    deep in my heart

    It had proved my salvation
    my only grasp on sanity
    in those horrific years
    over there

    my lips too had quivered on that day
    with the sting of separation
    and the chilling knowledge
    I would soon taste the bitter blood of war
    foul with the stench of death

    having not yet departed
    I had already longed to gaze again
    into her brilliant blue eyes
    and taste her sweetness

    yet

    as I return this day
    trying to face reality
    from 30,000 feet
    I taste the salt of sadness

    for I fear
    a kiss from me
    with my killer’s mouth
    will forever defile the fragile innocence
    of those luscious lips
    soft as orchid petals
    full as a bursting peach
    that glistened
    and quivered
    when last we parted

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    Eternal

    •

    tears on flushed pale cheeks

    warm held hand grows cool and still

    she has left this earth

    my love is now eternal

    how do I face tomorrow

    • • •

     

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    …here is a bonus “whimsical” poem written in response to the day 19 prompt at poetic aside


     

    Phineas & Phlo

    •

    phineas morton is not a happy guy
    that’s not to say he’s sad
    he just decided long ago
    not to live life on the extremes
    so he would describe himself as
    well
    as centered
    yes
    phineas morton is a centered guy

    he lives in the abandoned hull
    of a short
    yellow
    school bus
    left there by his parents
    when he was 12
    as they went off to find
    well
    to find happiness

    this situation may also account
    for his less than enthusiastic embrace
    of the whole concept of
    well
    of happiness

    phineas dreams of
    someday
    doing something
    something
    well
    something interesting
    shunning the extreme nature
    of
    of great
    he is not really interested
    in doing something
    great
    interesting will do just fine

    he has a girlfriend
    well
    sort of a girlfriend
    more like a
    well
    like a girl acquaintance
    that sounds less “on the edge”
    which suits his centeredness
    just fine

    her name is flo
    though she has come to spell it
    phlo
    as an expression
    of her affinity for phineas
    you know
    phineas and phlo
    the whole ph
    sounds like f
    thing
    you know f
    fuh f fuh

    well
    anyway
    phineas wants everyone to know
    that while he waits for his
    interesting life to begin
    he can be found
    out by ole’ doc patterson’s pond
    in his shell of a bus

    you’re more than welcome to come by
    just
    if you do
    don’t be too happy
    if you know what I mean
    doesn’t sit well with the lad

    so if you come by
    bring some jelly beans
    red jelly beans
    because
    well
    just because

    and a tip from me
    if you do drop in on phineas
    don’t be clever
    you know
    don’t make any wisecracks about
    well
    no “short bus” remarks
    ok

    ok

    • • •



    • poems and tanka by: rob kistner © 2010

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    …check out the other heroes at readwritepoem

    NaPoWriMo #19 – Ah Hah!

    This is my nineteenth post for National Poetry Month 2010
    • one limerick
    • one tanka


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    • inspired by Rallentanda’s day 19 prompt at read write poem

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    Surplus

    •

    it struck me the moment I met you
    I just didn’t want to upset you
    didn’t know how you’d act
    if I acknowledged the fact
    but now that you’ve asked guess I’ll have to

    I know that we’ve only just met
    it’s not something I’ll soon forget
    but since you want to know
    I’ll deliver the blow
    but wait cause I’m not ready yet

    I fear I’ll be breaking your heart
    perhaps tearing your world apart
    dropping this kinda news
    is like lighting a fuse
    so please give me a running head start

    this is not what I’d hoped to discuss
    and you must know you’ve got a surplus
    but man in those slacks and shirt
    you’d make a blind man’s eyes hurt
    so, do you hold that thing up with a truss

    • • •



    …now before anyone judge me too harshly, let it be known that I have more in common with this gentleman than I care to admit, and — I couldn’t help myself, I believe the devil made me write this…

     

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    Eureka

    •

    it’s as clear as day

    nothing needed to be said

    it’s so obvious

    should have seen it right away

    suddenly it was – Of Course!

    • • •


    • limerick and tanka by: rob kistner © 2010

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    …check out the other ah-hah’s at readwritepoem

    Deadline



     

    Deadline

    •

    presented for your consideration
    deadlines
    and time

    time is relative
    a fleeting thing
    non-substantive

    so how does one keep time
    to keep is to hold
    or maintain
    something in your possession

    it would seem
    given the insubstantial nature
    of time
    that one cannot

    with time
    being the core component
    of a deadline
    and time unable to be ‘kept’
    the logical deduction
    is that a deadline
    is therefore unable to be ‘kept’

    it would also seem
    that it is not fully clear
    just what a deadline is

    is it a relative point
    projected into the future
    and given arbitrary importance

    is it a connection
    between telephones
    that has gone quiet

    is it a boundary
    drawn around a prison
    beyond which escapees are shot

    is it filament with hook
    presented to catch fish
    that has lost its bait

    when considering
    this additional uncertainty
    why all the fuss about deadlines

    in the pursuit
    of things relative
    fleeting
    ethereal
    and uncertain

    love is the more glorious

    • • •

    rob kistner © 2010

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    …catch more pursuit of deadlines at Sunday Scribblings

    So Amusing

    …this is a fond homage to Theodor Seuss Geisel and Sheldon Alan Silverstein…

     

     

    So Amusing

    •

    what is it you find so amusing my dear
    perhaps it’s the fact I have only one ear
    it makes it difficult to accurately hear
    so you’ll have to speak that much louder I fear

    yes it’s true, as you see, I have only my right
    the left was cut off in a terrible fight
    and I have not been quite the same since that night
    it’s hard to be happy when you’re a pitiful sight

    my glasses are impossible to keep on my face
    and my hat just refuses to stay in its place
    where there once was an ear I have only a space
    but having one ear surely is no disgrace

    with only a right ear my intake’s askew
    I only hear things from a right point of view
    so my right point of view I assume to be true
    and therefore it’s righteous — what I think and do

    now what is it you find so amusing my dear
    I hope you’re not laughing at my missing ear
    I suggest you had better stop pointing, you hear
    ’cause a righteous right-eared man is someone to fear

    • • •

    rob kistner © 2010

    …discover what else is so amusing at Carry On Tuesday

    So Many Gifts

    NaPoMo poem #29

    This is the twenty ninth and the penultimate of the poems I will write this April, in honor of National Poetry Month, as proclaimed by the Academy of American Poets.

    This poem is a tongue-in-cheek, but well intentioned look at life’s many gifts, inspired by prompt #29 at read write poem.

    • NOTE: these poems will all essentially be early drafts, so edits may occur after their initial posting.

     

    So Many Gifts

    •

    we were granted
    many gifts
    when we arrived
    here in this life

    perhaps the most precious
    is the gift of family

    to endure
    the gift of family
    and any other calamity
    we were bestowed
    the gift of courage
    the gift of patience
    is a part of this

    now when we require
    more reinforcement
    we have the useful
    gift of friends

    should all these gifts
    prove just too much
    there is the gift
    of nature’s beauty

    if we overdose
    on all things tranquil
    the fallback gift
    is our creative spark

    to prevent this gift
    from being wasted
    we have literature
    music and art

    and to preserve
    dark karmic balance
    we’ve been blessed
    with the critique clique

    finally we come
    to this the greatest
    of all the gifts
    that we possess
    and that gift being
    the gift of love

    though we enjoy
    all of these gifts
    life still can be
    quite tough at times

    but don’t despair
    no
    don’t lose hope

    some secret gifts
    have we been granted
    to give us strength
    and keep us going

    the first of these
    our sense of wonder
    and hand in hand
    our sense of awe

    and should all else falter
    there is the failsafe
    the secret weapon
    our sense of humor

    but please take heed
    keep careful watch
    if you lose this latter
    my friend
    you’re screwed

    • • •

    rob kistner © 2009

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    • you can find other NaPoMo offerings at read write poem

     

    Fashion Faux Pas

    NaPoMo poem #23

    This is the twenty third of the poems I will write this April, in honor of National Poetry Month, as proclaimed by the Academy of American Poets.

    This is a bit of whimsy inspired by the read write poem NaMoWriMo prompt #23, “a different hat”.

    • NOTE: these poems will all essentially be early drafts, so edits may occur after their initial posting.

     

    Fashion Faux Pas

    (‘hoot’ couture)

    •

    I see you smirking at my hat
    it’s aluminum foil – imagine that
    it helps with my cell phone reception
    and fascinates my cat

    keeps UV rays off my bald cranium
    collects morning dew for my geraniums
    makes me invisible to radar
    and impervious to uranium

    when wearing it I’m seen from space
    the reflection helps conceal my face
    when raining it will never rust
    it’s aerodynamic if I run a race

    it made my paper’s style page
    and it will soon be all the rage
    the good news — one size fits all
    and it’s great to line your birdcage

    so don’t make fun of my chapeau
    it’s great for people on the go
    and quite handy if you’re grilling out
    or wrapping take home from the bistro

    a tip in closing I will bestow
    don’t use tin, it’s crass and low
    folks will stare and shake their head
    tin is such a fashion ‘no’

    • • •

    rob kistner © 2009

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    • you can find other NaPoMo offerings at read write poem