It Sucks

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It Sucks

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Shoo, swat, smack, ouch, damn, scratch… it’s amazing! Seven people sitting here on the deck, talking and enjoying the stars — and I’m the only one doing battle with these invisible blood-sucking bastards. I look like I’ve been stricken with St Vitus’ dance, or in the throes of a damned seizure. I don’t mean to make light of those two unfortunate conditions — they are not laughing matters. But neither are these infuriatingly itchy welts rising on my flesh.

And mosquito repellent, what a joke. About the only thing this crap repels is my little Shih Tzu, Edgrrr, when I come back in the house smelling like a chemical dump. I have tried creams, salves, ointments, oils, sprays, powders, even a special hi-tech invisible electronic barrier. Oh sure, like that really worked!

The only thing I know for certain can offer protection against those micro-monsters is me, for anyone else sitting with me. You are safe from the attack of the Culicidae horde if I am anywhere near. I am the preferred target, and all my friends and family know it. There is one benefit to being “skeeter-magnet” me — I do get invited to a lot of summer picnics and deck parties.

circling overhead
blood-sucking kamikaze
and I’m the target

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rob kistner © 2019

 

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  • Vanished

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    Vanished

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    and he saw her leaving
    and he opened his mouth
    to call her name
    but only dust escaped

    and broken dreams

    for he was a spoiled promise
    from long ago
    left too long
    on silent lips

    he tried raising a hand
    to gesture a wave
    but he was stone
    lifeles
    rigid
    cold
    so he could not

    and she did not hear him
    and she did not see him

    for he was a faded memory
    already vanished


     
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    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • The Curious Elf

    “Beyond a certain point there is no return. This point has to be reached.”

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    The Curious Elf

    Dedicated to my 5-year-old grandson Alex.

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    An angel-eyed, velvet-clad, curious elf,
    while sitting alone on the very top shelf,
    said it’s strange, even if I do say so myself,
    to be a curious elf, way up high on a shelf.

    But I woke up this morning and thought to myself,
    I wonder what is up there so high on that shelf?
    Perhaps it’s a treasure I can keep for myself?
    Curiosity made me climb from my leaf to this shelf.

    I like being part of a family of elves,
    6 sisters, 5 brothers, in all I’m the twelfth.
    But it certainly isn’t much fun on this shelf.
    This is just not a place for an angel-eyed elf!

    Sometimes it’s hard being a velvet-clad elf,
    I forgot to remember, climbing up on this shelf,
    that I’m not big enough to get down by myself.
    “Won’t somebody please help this curious elf?”

    “Oh why did I ever climb up here on this shelf?
    I think I knew it was hopeless to get down by myself,
    but I thought, what the heck, it’s such a curious shelf.
    It’s sure scary, being stranded all alone by myself!”

    ~ ~

    So if you’re no bigger than this quite tiny elf,
    don’t got climbing for things, high on shelves, by yourself.
    Find somebody big to get stuff off the high shelf,
    or you might get stuck like this curious elf.

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

    NOTE: This is a Seuss influenced, existential nursery rhyme, inspired by the quote here at the top, from nihilist philosopher and writer, Franz Kafka. This is about an elf who knowingly pushed himself to the probable point of no return — and regretted it.

     

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  • Revinylized

    “What goes round, comes round.”

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    Revinylized

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    long did it serve us
    providing unadulterated joy
    mindbending excitement
    otherworldly escape
    fantastical imaginings

    firing our passions
    igniting our emotions
    embracing us in love
    soothing us in sadness
    consoling us in grief

    and when extinction seemed inevitable
    like the phoenix, again rose the *LP

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    rob kistner © 2019

    *Long Playing 33-1/3 rpm vinyl music albums

     

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  • Duplicitous

    “We are all duplicitous in one way or another.”

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    Duplicitous

    ~

    this path is my shame
    and so I stumble on
    bent by the weight of guilt
    drenched in regret
    I stumble anguished
    into this toxic nightfall
    captive on this road to extinction
    of my lethal human arrogance
    prisoner of my duplicitous apathy
    seeking forgiveness

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Moon Child

    “Celebrate the miracle that is a child’s wonder!”

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    Moon Child

    ~

    that moon
    that child
    hold eternity’s promise in share

    hold in concert
    dreams of the future

    colorful pails on the ocean’s beach
    festooned in starfish and octopus

    jelly and jam
    on crustless bread

    lipstick smeared
    on a giddy grin
    two outs two strikes
    bottom of the ninth
    lost to the world
    of pretend

    a campfire
    shared with friends
    ‘neath a canopy of forever stars

    the strum of imagination
    that brings song
    to the young heart
    that elevates
    the courage of youth

    the rhythm of spirit
    that brings the thrill of dance
    to young feet
    that drives away
    the limp of sadness

    the hands of time
    that will carry the dreams
    into the future
    toward the doors
    opening on possibility

    but now
    that moon child
    is alight with anticipation

    waiting
    wondering
    wishing

    looking to that miracle
    that is tomorrow

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Our Clearing

    “This is 144 words, can be read like fiction, but it is lyrical fact.”

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    “Redwood Clearing” by: Jeffrey Favero © 2014

     
    Our Clearing

    ~

    Last time you flew to visit, son, we walked our favorite woods. We both love its magic. That perfect June morning, we journeyed deep into that ancient wood, to our favorite spot — our secreted old-growth clearing.

    The morning sun softly filtered through the forest canopy, drifting golden into our sacred space, setting your handsome face aglow. A breeze rustled the treetops, whispering of eternity, casting a spell.

    Awed by the splendor, we talked quietly, leaning on the downed Douglas that’s slumbered there, perhaps centuries, peaceful in its earthen repose. You were eighteen, off to college soon, so excited — I was beaming pride.

    In that moment, time suspended, life aligned for a perfect memory — my very last of many I treasure of you. Three weeks later you were tragically killed. These memories were left here with the trees, in our clearing, where we talk — still.

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Forbidden Forest

    “This is 144 word Flash Fiction, rooted in today’s dark truths.”

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    Forbidden Forest

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    The fog rolled ‘cross the lowlands, a smothering damp and languid chill, dense with dread — ominous and threatening. Twilight having receded, moonlight labored hard, shouldering its way through the thickening shroud.

    The gnarled shape of leaf-dead trees, with their spindly spiked branches, thrust skyward, knobbed and twisted. Their trunks bending and swaying threateningly.

    Muffled deep within the gloom of the grove, a throbbing drone of seeming voices rose in dark entangled chant. A menacing disembodied presence spoke, “this night you will experience memories of glory, memories of wealth and memories of conquests, lustful memories of sensuous willing lovers, and memories of powerful magic, conjured by deft hands.”

    “But these memories were left here with the trees, forever concealed by your ancestors. You may desire to possess these seductive memories, but any such wish will drive you mad. Understand, these memories can never be yours!”

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    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Cra’Cra’Crazy!


    “Hot Licks” by: Rob Kistner © 2007

     
    Cra’Cra’Crazy!

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    we was scorchin’
    torchin’
    in the zone
    burnin’ chops
    flamin’ righteous

    primo riffin’
    shreddin’ sacred
    glorified ‘n sanctified

    fused
    bruised
    and overused

    our axes jumpin’
    power pumpin’
    entire joint
    was thunder thumpin’

    licks was rollin’
    fingers swollen
    we’s all lubed ‘n locked
    ‘n strike’n light’nin

    we was cookin’
    skirts was lookin’
    smokin’ hot
    ‘n on the trot
    shakin’ bakin’
    out for makin’
    scene was flippin’
    cra’cra’crazy

    off the hinge
    to the fringe
    hot slammin’
    jammin’
    vibe was goovy

    skins was raucous
    reeds was rippin’
    playa’s trippin’
    sanity slippin’
    blood ‘n bone on broken tusk
    brass ‘n balls to the bell-tone edge

    soul elation
    elevation
    cruzin’ smooooooth
    to devastation

    upright
    ‘n bottom tight
    we wrecked the house
    this velvet night

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    “Jazz” by: Rob Kistner © 2008

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    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Unfathomable

    ~ lest we ever forget ~

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    Unfathomable

    ~

    images

    unreal
    unfathomable images

    the graceful glide
    engulfed by the spire
    in a roar of golden orange

    horribly beautiful

    perversely mesmerizing

    obscene
    devastating images
    of madness

    torrents of humanity
    raining down
    desperation their only escape

    masses of humanity
    racing
    to outrun the unbelievable

    praying
    to be delivered
    from the inconceivable

    traumatic images

    shrines of free commerce
    consumed
    by the unbearable weight
    of their fragile significance
    plummeting to earth
    in a cloud of self-destruction

    heartbreaking images

    screaming
    dazed
    terrified souls
    consumed
    by the unbearable weight of the moment

    staggering onward
    to outdistance the surging roll
    of all-engulfing
    pulverized aftermath

    courageous images

    battered
    determined
    tireless heroes

    those who were called
    who served unselfishly

    some
    who gave the ultimate service

    haunting images

    color
    gender
    ethnicity
    wiped away
    from the ashen-grey faces
    of the traumatized throngs

    now just masks of calamity

    all made equal
    by horror and grief

    one nation
    under siege
    inconsolable
    with tragedy and sorrow
    for all

    unforgettable images
    burned into our hearts

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    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Unmask

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    “Unmask” by: Maxence
     

    Unmask

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    outside
    the evening breeze freshens
    as the copper windchimes
    hanging over the slate breezeway
    ring from time to time
    swinging from the blue shingled eaves

    just beyond
    the big roan
    rustles in his stall
    as the faded red slats
    of the weathered horse barn
    creak in the gentle zephyr

    inside
    at the green oaken table
    we sit with dinner
    and complacency

    there is little resonance

    we care for one another
    our love goes without saying

    meal finished
    we clear the table
    to the clinks and clanks
    of porcelain dishes
    and sterling silverware
    being rinsed and placed
    in the stainless steel sink

    we converse very little

    no need
    we know each other
    we know without saying

    task done
    we part quietly

    me
    to my rosewood desk
    to my keyboard

    you
    to your tan leather chair
    to your book

    outside
    sunset softly shades golden
    the side deck
    as come easy sounds
    of settling horses
    content from final feeding

    tubular bells lilt quietly
    in gathering twilight

    inside a shadow of indifference
    blankets subtle electronic ticks
    as I type in silence

    I think about the times we’ve hurt each other
    caused each other thoughtless pain
    but that carelessness has been forgiven

    we are bound
    one to the other
    a bond that goes without saying

    outside
    a brisking wind greets day’s end
    chimes vigorously keep pace

    inside
    a turbulent uncertainty
    begins to stir
    as the more I type
    I wonder

    are we really happy
    surely we are happy
    that goes without saying
    that must go without saying
    doesn’t it

    but why is it we do not say

    we wear these masks of coy silence
    to hide the vulnerable face of love

    how dangerously foolish we’ve become

    it’s then
    my heart wants to call out
    to reach across the soundlessness
    to rouse you from your pulp and plot

    talk with me
    I lift my mask
    see me now
    see me new
    talk with me
    I can still surprise

    let us speak
    what is not spoken
    unmask what lies within our hearts

    unmask
    and talk
    before our love is gone
    without ever saying

    outside
    copper chimes
    ring out in the darkness

    inside
    steel silence
    sounds aloud

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • In Darkness

    “This is my poetic expression of what the “night terrors”, I have experienced all my life, feel like to me. My “night terrors” are actually traumatic, ‘imageless’ dreams, that fill me with so much deep dread that I often wake up moaning loudly. It is a type of nocturnal madness from which I wake completely disoriented and terrified. Once awake and composed, I am usually unwilling to attempt to quickly return to sleep. It seriously scares my wife when they happen to me.”

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    “Descent Into Madness” by: Rob Kistner
     

    In Darkness

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    In darkness I’m down, with drum-thrummed head,
    steep-steering the black nocturnal nest,
    perversely born fantazury,
    fresh hatched night’s mad menagerie.

    Scream-bringing hoard of twisted truth,
    zoom-zooming in this blue-black world,
    called forth to gorge in ghastly feast,
    first stir, they roust — then gore the beast.

    Dark distressing visions overflow,
    madness stabbing with a brain-jolt pierce,
    disgusting curiosities,
    brute-flung to hideousity.

    Jerk and lunge these soul-cleaved demons,
    death scratch-scratching through doomsday’s door.
    Perverted serendipity,
    they swarm in crazed horrorifity.

    Flaying bone-toed my synapses,
    hell’s fleshless hounds devour my peace.
    Mind-ghouls shake and shiver me.
    Oh gentle morne, deliver me.

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    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Traveler

    “Wisdom is the patina of aging.”

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    Traveler

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    from here
    the road ahead
    is traveled differently
    with shorter stride
    lessened pace

    there is no shame
    being a traveler slowed

    wisdom grows
    to match the nicks
    of years and miles

    the virtue of sacrifice
    begets the courage
    to best the journey
    that remains

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Yes!

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    Yes!

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    the transcendency of poetry
    the rapture of music
    the joy of children’s laughter
    the power of kindness
    the beauty of nature
    the softness of a gentle touch
    the magic of a child’s kiss
    the tenderness of love
    the miracle of tolerance
    the wonders of life
    to all of this I say – yes!

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    rob kistner © 2019

     

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  • Fluxxling

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    “Seamstress” by: Cat Schappach

     
    Fluxxling

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    I’ll not be confined
    always in motion
    eternal ebb and flow
    perpetual like the seas
    my spirit is flux
    seeking balance that’s mine
    to change at will

    I’ll not be defined
    my nature’s fluid
    my essence — turbulent
    reach not for me
    I will not be held
    do not name me
    I will not be yours

    ~ ~ ~

    rob kistner © 2019

     

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