Soaklinated

~ jabberwockian forecast ~


painting entitled “Rain Man” by: Vane Kosturanov

 

One misty moistaly dampinmorn
the mist was most prevailington
and then it started to storminoff
on that misty moistaly dampinmorn

it came up without a warninton
with hailstones angrily hailinous
I missed the mornington weathertold
on that misty moistymous morn

I slept through that mornington’s alarmanoff
so didn’t know ‘bout no warningful storminoff
had I known I mighta stayed homelicated
my lazinations got me quite soaklinated
next time I’ll be more atentuated
so I can venture forth fully umbrellanated
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rob kistner © 2022

Poetry at: dVerse

 

12 thoughts on “Soaklinated”

  1. OMG!!! I had a brilliant thought … send this to the best of the best “on air” meteorologists, have them read it to the viewing audience during a Prime Time broadcast. Definitely deserving.

    1. That would be a hoot Helen! I wrote it, and I stumble reading it. Their professional diction would likely carry them through. If they delivered it dead pan straight, I would love to watch the expressions on ghose tuning in. He said wha…….? 😉

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